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Florida Man Demands Right to Marry Porn-Filled Macbook

by Lisa Graas on May 9, 2014

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America is going insane.

Telegraph:

Chris Sevier, a man from Florida, believes he should be allowed to wed his Macbook. Mr Sevier argues that if gays should be allowed to marry, then so should other sexual minorities. Mr Sevier states he has fallen in love with a pornography laden computer. “Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,” he told a court in Florida. This appears to be not a passing holiday romance, but a lifelong commitment.

Hmmm. I wonder where he got that idea.

Oh, wait, there’s more…

If gays have the right to “marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object”, he said. Mr Sevier, who describes himself as “a former judge advocate and combat veteran”, is persistent, filing claims not only in Florida but also Utah. 

You have to admit, he’s got a point there. If marriage is just about “love” and “sex” and “commitment” then there is no reason for a “gay marriage” supporter to object right? If they do, then by their own standards, it’s discrimination.

Mr Sevier argues that allowing gays to marry but denying him the same right amounts to discrimination. “We are in different classes of sexual orientation,” he told the court in Utah. If gays feel as is they are second class citizens, Mr Sevier argues then “those of us in the real minority, who want to marry machines and animals, certainly feel like third class citizens”.

My guess is that the Left will argue that computers have rights and that this violates the rights of the computer…because that’s what they do. They’d rather “create” new “rights” than to simply respect the ones our country was founded on.

 

 

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